I JUST GOT MY BAD DRAGON DILDO AND THE FIRST THING MY BOYFRIEND DOES IS STICK IT TO HIS ASS LIKE A FUCKIN TAIL I CANT DEAL WITH THIS RIHGTH TNOWOWWKKFJSLJF
AOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
And now it is busting forth from his chest like one of those things on the Alien movies
this is my life
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true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
why would the movie eat my popcorn
nevermind i get it
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Did you know that high school students today have about the same anxiety levels as insane asylum mental patients during the 1950’s?
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Google only has about .04 of the entire internet indexed. Let that sink in
What. What the fuck. WHERE IS THE REST OF THE INTERNET.
NOBODY FUCKING KNOWS OMG
google it
I CAN’T
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how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl
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I love Arrested Development but I have no love for its crazy fans who quote everything even the lines that are not that funny and talk about it all the time and make all their Facebook cover photos into screenshots from the show.
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when you’re so pale that your bare legs reflect sunlight and shine bright like diamonds
shine bright like a white kid
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I’m willing to watch that horrible movie just over this sappy feelgood stuff.
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BABY DUCK FALLING ASLEEP
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This is things I enjoy and little casual glimpses into how horrible I am.
Google only has about .04 of the entire internet...
My gay-bro friend said this to me… He was very adamant about it.
As natural as it gets
i’m that friend that has to walk behind the others when the sidewalk doesn’t fit a group of three
I think about this post a lot
Just hangin’ out with my four-legged baby.(:
In which Marina Diamandis continues to be a queen and shuts down body policing
“you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!”
the impression that i am a hot babe with an ass that just won’t...
