please don’t base my singing skill off how I sing along at concerts because that’s not singing that’s hysteria
I’m just trying to get lunch, not have an existential crisis.
MONKEYS in the ARCTIC?! whats next, vampires on the weekend?!
something can’t actually make me happy unless it also makes Kevin happy because I’m not allowed to like something or be happy unless he agrees too.
Fact: Pansexuals are known as pansexuals due to their lovely habit of using pans to make breakfast in bed as a romantic surprise for their any-gendered and/or agendered significant other.