I JUST GOT MY BAD DRAGON DILDO AND THE FIRST THING MY BOYFRIEND DOES IS STICK IT TO HIS ASS LIKE A FUCKIN TAIL I CANT DEAL WITH THIS RIHGTH TNOWOWWKKFJSLJF
AOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
And now it is busting forth from his chest like one of those things on the Alien movies
this is my life
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